Started as a Joke. Kept Going for the Boys.

Started as a Joke. Kept Going for the Boys.

Like all great (and slightly questionable) ideas, Cougar Condom Co. started as a joke. A late-night conversation, a few too many beers, and one too many “cougar” references later—boom, a brand was born. What started as just some funny merch for the boys turned into something way bigger: a movement of people who don’t take life too seriously but always come prepared.

Our mission? Make people laugh, make them look good, and maybe even save them from a bad decision or two. Our tees are soft, bold, and just the right amount of inappropriate—perfect for a night out, a day of bad choices, or just flexing on your group chat. Oh, and did we mention? Every purchase comes with a free condom. Because, well… you never know.

So, whether you're here for the jokes, the tees, or the unsolicited life advice—welcome to Cougar Condom Co. We’ve got you covered. Literally.

👉 Shop now. No regrets. (Hopefully.)